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Bought five items from the same online store with a fixed shipping price. Will get five separate packages delivered from different warehouses. Getting tired of all the shell stores and dropshipping shananigans.

It is friday now. Was it always friday, or do other weekdays really exist? Maybe someone planted false memories of weekends using hypnosis and suggestion.

Even a cup of water is getting unevenly heated in the microwave oven. Burning hot at the top, yet cold at the bottom.

Can I stop the neighbor's dog from barking by barking back, or will it keep asking if I'm okay down there?

Putin whines about getting hit back in Belgorod, but if you define justice by his own words, Belgorod would have been wiped off the map to create a buffer zone. Can't have Russia expanding right up to Ukraine's doorstep after all.

I don't have enought teflon to survive if someone releases a room temperature superliquid in a failed attempt to make a superconductor. Everything just becomes wet until everyone drown.

Everyone is just trying to break AI Santa.

Tried to review a game but got censored many times in a row, just for stating that it was bad, without any swearing nor rudeness. Next they will have to remove the star rating, because it is too subjective and they might get sued by the publishers.

People selling snakeoil these days don't even use real snake oil. How is the placebo going to work if customers can read on the ingredients that it is a synthetic immitation of propylene glycol and vegetable glycerine?

Found a scientific paper about curing the Phage. Good to know when the Vidiians are arriving.